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FRED: Friendly Relationship Enhancement Droid
a shitty good husband…
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ShittyGoodHusband (noun):
1. A partner who is loving, caring, and dedicated, exhibiting all the traits that make them good, yet suffers from a recurring inability to spontaneously express their love in small yet meaningful ways.
2. One who often finds themselves in last-minute panics, scrambling to arrange anniversary or birthday celebrations, resulting in underwhelming displays of affection.
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FRED: Friendly Relationship Enhancement Droid
Driving home, you get a text from FRED: "She loves M&Ms... Pick some up for her"
A swift detour to the gas station, $1 parted with, and you’re welcomed home by a surprised, happy wife.
Picture getting these golden nudges a few times a week: swift gestures that result in a happy wife.
That's FRED for you.
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FRED is Simple
Personalized Messages - Sporadically Delivered - Always Impactful
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A consistely happy wife will make your life a better one
Truth be told, it might ignite more sparks at night.
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The Hush-Hush Husband's Code
Rule #1: Share Fred
As one of Fred’s friends, your mission: rescue fellow husbands! Introduce Fred to more friends and make the world a better place.
Break Rule 1 and brace yourself: eternal IKEA furniture assembly and never-ending Christmas light detangling are your fate.
Rule #2: The First Rule of Fred’s Club
Never, ever, EVER reveal the existence of Fred to your spouse. Doing so would not only shatter the illusion but also unleash catastrophic consequences.
We're talking total lunar eclipses, an invasion of astronaut monkeys, or even worse, a lifetime of skepticism for every sweet gesture you make.